Let me give you a glimpse at my inspiration for this rant:
Okay, here's my main problem with this picture. The chick is beat ass ugly. She's got nothing going for her. Extreme Makeover looked at her and said..."Are you fucking serious?". The sandals, the hair, the cartoon owl glasses....she is...in all forms...the hater.
Now, on with the rant....
It really pisses me off when people do this kind of shit. "Women are not for DECORATION!!". No bitch, YOU are not for decoration. Listen, if you've got a big brain, you work for NASA and you solve huge problems. You don't see fucktards standing outside with signs saying "People with intelligence are not for thinking!!" They'd be laughed into exile. Here's my thoughts; If you've got a huge schlong...you do porn...not EVERYONE with a huge schlong does porn, but it opens that door for you. If you CHOOSE to do porn, then you're probably going to have a pretty lucrative career in it. If you're a hot chick, you can be a waitress/bartender/stripper or whatever gets you crazy tips from lonely losers thinking that if they give you a huge tip....somehow...it will lead to you wanting to bang his brains out.
Now, take this picture for example, these girls work at Hooters, and obviously do not have huge HOOTERS, but are willing to show a little leg or stomach for a tip. This toad of a woman has never been hit-on in her life, and therefore, probably has a huge grudge against these girls and their mediocre beauty. Now, don't get me wrong, she may be fighting her own fight and TRULY believe that she is standing up for women. But, what women? Uggos? Beautiful women ARE decoration...they're in magazines as models. They're on calendars, billboards, and commercials. Beautiful people attract attention. Simple as that, and without beautiful people we wouldn't be half as interested in a beer commercial, or whatever is thrown at us. If you put this donkey in a beer commercial....I'd stop drinking beer cold turkey.
Look, if you're blessed with something, use it. Smart..be a scientist, a doctor, or a teacher...(please stop with the morons for teachers)...if you're hung...be a porn star or a professional tire swing....if you're a hot chick...flaunt it...in whatever shape-form-or fashion you want. Fuck that ugly bitch and her Sharpie drawn sign.
Life is too short to listen to the idiots, or the ugly, or the mediocre...if you excel at something....utilize it to your best effort.
Also.....men....stop picking your nose in public.
And people in general....stop spitting your gum on the sidewalk....you're stupid.
-Johnny
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